the little toil of love

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
pretend-wizard
manywinged

i've been super stressed and overworked lately so i've been craving a cigarette really badly but i quit years ago and i don't really want to buy a whole pack when i know i'll only smoke one or two of them anyway, so instead whenever i feel like i can't take it anymore i just vividly imagine myself taking a smoke break in my head and the crazy thing is it actually makes me feel better. i feel like the 4chan burger tulpa guy.

manywinged

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using my psionic powers to give myself a tasty little treat without succumbing to the weakneses of the flesh

my therapist told me to do this but with the beach she said your brain cant really tell the difference between the real thing and imagining it and it’ll release the same chemicals or somethin g since when are tags limited to 140 characters has it always been like that?
pretend-wizard
tytoalbias

i love the ambiguity of zelda and link's relationship. they are in love. they're just good friends. they're married. link just follows zelda around like a puppy and she got attached to him. they're t4t. they're work buddies. zelda is in love with link and hes just doing his job. link is in love with zelda and shes just doing her job. they're soulmates. they're bound together by their duty to hyrule. they're bearding for each other